djDOYOU
It is a proven fact that DJ Do You is the most widely recognized public figure in the history of mankind. He has been noted for his contributions to not only music and entertainment, but also the civil rights movement, the education system, 3rd world politics, time travel, alternate energy, and wildlife preservation.
At the tender age of 7, Do You invented the turntable as well as the refrigerator, microwave, oxygen, and sex. After a short stint at a Buddhist monastery where Do You meditated while holding his breath for 33 straight days with no food or water, Do You returned to the lab and created one of his most notable inventions … side boob! … (Youre welcome fellas!)
Though some have commented on DJ Do You’s Kanye West-like ego saying “he thinks he’s the greatest thing since sliced bread,” Do You merely finds it amusing that he in fact invented sliced bread.
While writing his own biography in the third person, Do You quotes himself saying, “Ive always had a passion and talent for music.” But for DJ Do You, that is only the tip of the cliché iceberg. He’s also said things like, “We looked good out there. Hopefully we can keep it up in the second half and walk out of here with a win,” and “I’m going to Disneyland.”
Who knows what the future holds for DJ Do You? Well, for one, he does. For centuries he has exhibited prophetic abilities. He even trained the 16th century French predictor Nostradamus. For those of you who don’t have the same reservoir of impressive inventions, contributions, talent, and foresight as Do You, you’ll just have to wait and see what is next for DJ Do You.
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